how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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