Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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