Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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