so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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