I can't watch pbs sober anymore
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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