that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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