your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Dicks are not precious.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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