Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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