Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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