i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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