I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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