That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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