I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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