now i know why i became what i already was.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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