Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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