Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
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I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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