her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I am available for nakedness
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Your penis caused this!
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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