matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
not ubering you a puppy
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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