You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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