Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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