It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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