I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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