Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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