Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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