No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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