Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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