Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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