The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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