I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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