No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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