it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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