So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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