So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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