he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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