Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
How external is "for external use only"?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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