Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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