hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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