Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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