I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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