Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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