I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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