I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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