North Korea, Best Korea!
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Life is so much better after having sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize