Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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