i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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