i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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