quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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