I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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