She said her name was "party"
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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