so that wasnt chicken after all
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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