we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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