I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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