He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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