You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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