yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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