I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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