being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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