I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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