p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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