He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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