There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My cat gives me a boner
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
we should paint friendship bongs
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize